Urban Dictionary, the OED of our time, defines a "wingman" as a friend who helps you when you're out macking on the ladies. So we were rather surprised to learn that Justin Bieber, a kid who's got more ladie
s than a knitting convention, would consider a wingman necessary. But apparently he does. The Biebs recently told OK! that "Twilight" heartthrob Robert Pattinson would be his ideal wingman. "I love talking to girls and going on dates.... We should go to a few showbiz parties and see what happens," he said.
s than a knitting convention, would consider a wingman necessary. But apparently he does. The Biebs recently told OK! that "Twilight" heartthrob Robert Pattinson would be his ideal wingman. "I love talking to girls and going on dates.... We should go to a few showbiz parties and see what happens," he said.We have a pretty good idea of what would happen. The two of them would be pounced on by ravenous packs of swarming girls, ripping at their clothes, their hair, their flesh. They would have to fight their way through a sea of Twihards and Beliebers, all willing to sacrifice their lives for a touch of magical skin.
What we don't know is which guy would do best with the ladies. Both have enormous, obsessive followings, but they seem to appeal to different demos. Bieber's for the young girls who still like high-pitched voices and floppy hair. Pattinson's for older girls who like a beard and an accent. So why don't you tell us: Who would score more ladies, Rob or Justin?
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